Forgiveness is Divine but Takes too Long to Print on a Greeting Card

I need a card that says “I forgive you because you asked me under duress. But, really, you have not changed, or tried to change. I forgive you because you asked me to, but I don’t trust you and you don’t trust me. I forgive you because it is supposed to be healthier for me, but you never really apologized anyway. I forgive you because I have no choice, but do you even remember the terrible things you said? I forgive you because it is the right thing to do, and shows my strength, but you have thrown me under the bus so many times, I have tire tracks on my back.”

Is that too much to ask for?